stomach dream

I am ill. A paramedic comes and removes my stomach, I am laying outside on a hillside.  He makes a large U cut on my abdomen (where my lower intestines would be).  I am worried that my organs will fail because they won't get enough oxygen.  He places my stomach in a jar and tightens a vice around it from all sides (like a christmas tree stand).  He tells me that he will tighten it so much that drawing a breath will be automatic.  He does and the stomach breathes like a tortured lung.  He has notes about my organs.  I see that both of my ovaries are on one side of my body, always releasing two eggs at the same time.  I say, "That is why I make twins".  I walk around with a bandage on my stomach feeling very victimized and sorry for myself.  No one seems to notice my situation.  I need to get to the hospital to get my stomach back.  I finally collapse on a hill (really I kind of pretend to collapse).  My partner is unaffected by my condition.  I arrive at the hospital.  It is open and airey.  A young woman is my surgeon and I am worried that she and her male assistant don't really know what they are doing.  I bless her hands in an effort to control the process.  She says that she will flush out my colon and abdomen cavity before replacing my stomach.
I wake.